How you like me now?

This is how you troll someone properly

liquidwithlime:

kayellegetlo:

alltheroads:

lolzpicx:

I am literally crying.

I am not joking.

Tears.

lmfaooooooo

Omg yes

(Source: theepichumor, via fuckyeahsirharder)

i hate applying to jobs.

so tired of it. even more tired than i was of it last week when i posted on it.

i have no clue how many jobs i have even applied to. i have no retail experience. dont really want to work with kids and i blew the one interview i did have. even though theres the silver lining of being able to try again. but its a fuckin minimum wage job in the city and taxes are ridiculous and public transportation is going up.

The kids have it all figured out.

(Source: anarchymydear, via boptomybeat)

i-o-u-a-fall:

chroniclesofpanem:

tunadeluna:

ninejuanjuan:

bromofasho:

nigga-chan:

nicoosuxx:

Remember when they were going to censor the internet?

Remember when people cared about Kony?

Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?

Remember when everyone played Temple Run?

Remember the Alamo?

Remember the Titans?

remember who you are

(Source: sweatymannipples1993, via learn2suckdick4freehere)

baraskank:

oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD

(via learn2suckdick4freehere)

alittlebitridiculous:

laughingstation:

These are not chips.

They are crisps.

These are chips.

That is all.

we don’t care

#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS

THIS IS A VEGETABLE

BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA

These are chips

and these are chips too

That is all.

who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk

you win this round, canada.

Dying.

Dead.

OMFG

I’m dying.

(Source: onelifelefttolivetoforgive, via coloringlove)